Your orchid is judging you—and honestly, it has a point.

If you’ve ever forgotten when you last watered, stared at a sad flower spike wondering what went wrong, or repotted in a panic only to watch your orchid spiral… this journal was made for you.

My Orchid is Judging Me: A Journal of Mutual Disappointment is not your average plant tracker. It’s a hilarious-yet-helpful tool created by orchid educator Raffaele DiLallo (author of Houseplant Warrior: 7 Keys to Unlocking the Mysteries of Houseplant Care) and creator of the online Phalaenopsis orchid care course Become an Orchid Master) to help you keep your orchids alive—and maybe even thriving.

This journal combines 120 blank tracking pages, along with brief seasonal tips, orchid care advice, and gentle nudges toward the one thing that really matters: consistency. Because orchids don’t need coddling. They need you to remember what the heck you did last week.

Inside, you’ll get:

• ✔️ Seasonal guidance for winter, spring, summer, and fall

• ✔️ Space to log watering, fertilizing, bloom cycles, repotting, pest issues, light conditions, and more

• ✔️ Tips for building healthy habits that lead to long-term orchid success

• ✔️ The perfect partner to your orchid care course (Become an Orchid Master)
  

• ✔️ 120 blank pages to keep track of your collection

This isn’t just a tracker. It’s your orchid’s personal diary (that you write… because it lacks opposable thumbs).

Grab your copy now and start documenting your orchid journey with intention, clarity, and maybe a few laughs along the way. Because consistent care > panicked guesswork. And let’s face it—your orchid deserves better. (So do you.)